I am extremely frustrated with the United States House of Representatives ( Read more... )

WHO PUTS HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND ASPARTAME IN THE SAME PRODUCT?

Yopliat.YEAH. THAT'S WHO. fjdklasfjsdkl;afjls;aufajkl ( Read more... )

Dear Rich White People ( Read more... )

In the face of an economic crisis and the largest deficit on record, here is a shining example of your tax dollars at work.

Laura Bush Shows Off New $493,000 Gold-rimmed White House China Set

God Bless America, because we sure as shit need it right about now.


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Bitches, it is the day before Christmas and two people just got shot outside of a Macy's near Baltimore ( Read more... )

Oh don't you worry, baby. I got so much angst I could power China until 2009 comes to town ( Read more... )

I love the things I make at work.

Especially when it involves taking cheap shots at Katy Perry.

Otherwise, if you want to keep tabs on what I do... check out the Education and Green Pages sections.

La la.


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Iranians ate the world record [maybe] sandwich before Guinness officials could measure it.

Fail.


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I just wanted to ask, are you aware than in 30 days Sarah Palin may be next in line to the throne?

If that doesn't send a shiver down your spine, then you clearly don't have one.

This next month is going to be ugly. It seems that McCain will ramp up his attacks on Obama, and no doubt will churn out a slew of extremely irritating -- and in all ( Read more... )

I have a profound respect for life. I understand how it works. Carnivores eat other animals. I eat other animals. That's fine ( Read more... )